Monday, March 31, 2008

Isn't That A Car? The Sebring Experience.

Before driving down to Sebring, which requires you to drive about 20 minutes past Orlando and and 45 minutes to an hour south on a road called Highway 27, many people asked, after telling them of my impending journey, "Where is that? Sebring? Isn't that a car?" It seemed like no one but Frank Branca, old friend and owner/manager of Gator Board Shop, Sebring and Highlands/Hardee and Eastern Polk County's premiere Skate Shop and Mapquest knew where exactly Sebring, Florida was.

Once I got onto I-4, cruising through Downtown Orlando, making great time I saw this dude Gitin' Er Done on the interstate.
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Complete with his dog in the back of his truck. He saw me take the photo and hauled ass.


Well anyway, I was excited. An adventure to rural Florida should, at the very least net me a few interesting photos or funny stories to bring back to Daytona. Once I pulled onto Highway 27 and went a few miles south I realized I was in Citrus country. Miles of Orange tree's followed with miles of nothing. Kind of serene.
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Upon arriving at Frank's shop I was thoroughly impressed with the layout. A large shop with a nice mini ramp in the back and Frank behind the counter surveying it all. And now, a tour of Gator Board Shop.
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One less alligator in a lake is fine by me. Frank kept a pretty accurate theme going.

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Pretty cool Gonz poster in the back.

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Even cooler mini ramp.

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A nice write up in the Highland's County newspaper about the shop.

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The boss man himself.

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Not long after that Frank's Mom showed up to help arrange the prizes for the following days contest.

Things were pretty hectic at the shop so I cruised down to the local park to roll around and snap some photos.
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But this guy wasn't having it. Paying $30.00 for a yearly pass and not being allowed to shoot photos inside the park? Gimme a break! I complained to this guy and went back to Gator. Not long after the Cheif of Police showed up looking for me. He told me that there was no way I could go into the park without paying the $30.00 dollars and that he was upset I doubted his park monitors decision earlier. Big thanks to Chief Detman. I forgot his name so I started calling him "Sheriff Doonberry" which Trailer Park Tyler evolved into "Officer Josephus T. Doonburry". We had a great running joke thanks to this guy.

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Frank is putting Gator decals onto vehicles for free so if you want one roll down there and get hooked up.

Frank closed shop and we hit the streets.

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Sebring local Richard got a nosebonk in at this "legendary" spot right off the bat.

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As did loyal lurker Oreo with a Heelflip.

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Richard is seriously sick.

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So is the other Richard. Frank's shop employee. This rough stucco ledge is a lot gnarlier than it looks.

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Richard has a trick for every spot.

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Another Sebring kid, "Fat" has some righteous pop brewing. Give him a couple years and expect 2 foot high Fakie Flips like this one.

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Frank asked for a portrait of his other employee, Chris.

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Posse deep in front of the Branca family business trailer. Also, I always pronounced Frank's last name like it's spelled. "Bronk-a". Turns out you pronounce it "Brain-ka."
"So you've seriously let me pronounce your last name wrong for the past 5 years?" I inquired.
"I guess." Frank responded. I guess it just never bothered him too much. Frank's Mom told me "I would've corrected you the first time." I would've liked that, as opposed to sounding like an ass whenever I mispronounced an old friends last name.

Then a Sebring Friday night!

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"They aren't lying."-Frank concerning the Blue Lagoon's beer coldness.

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Went to a house party to see my old friend Pat recording a song. It's really good.

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This was seriously a name for a street in Sebring until everyone made the city change it. Holy shit. Someone told me they changed it to read "Monegro".

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This is when Frank told me a story of when Hurricane Charlie blew through Sebring and it toppled a friend of his' corner store. So since the guy would get all his inventory back from insurance money he gave all the beer he'd stocked up on to Frank to sell out of a trailer on his family's propery. All this guy wanted was a cut of the profits. "Imagine a double wide trailer full of beer." Frank told me. So he was underage, drinking a lot of beer and selling even more and moving an equally large amount of cigarette's out of this bootleg booze trailer too. I'd be lying if I told you that isn't an amazing story.

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This dude got really loose. Fun fact: This was the contest after party's DJ.

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Sebring Loc Adam Starkey. He made up a word called "Yao-Jing" it can be used in response or in description of something of a high quality.

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Chillin' with a Basic.

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See you tomorrow night, DJ A-Bomb.


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The next morning at the contest Tyler was gettin' trill.

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Wallride's on a cruiser board.

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Pat announced part of the day.

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So did Tyler.

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Sebring local T-Ray is pretty ill.

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As is Richard, who I'm pretty convinced can skate everything.

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Including tranny for you doubters.

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Oreo was cruisin'.

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As was this kid named "Little" who whipped a Pop-Shove It off the 7 foot quarterpipe. I know tricks off of quarterpipe's are kind of weak, but it's pretty sick when you're 4 foot tall.

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Frank doling out prizes for the 11 & under winners.

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This was pretty sick too. This guys name coming soon. Sorry man.

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Pat rips. How many "skater-rappers" do you know that actually can really skate?

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I heard about this guy all weekend "Crazy Mike is ill." tons of people told me. Then he showed up and started his run out like this.

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...!

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I heard a lot of really sick stories about this dude. Just wait til the photos of his epic 2nd run are shown as you scroll down.

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Richard don't stop.

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Neither does Tyler.

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More Pat. He had an epic run. Varial Flip.

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3 Flip.

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Adam got 7th in Sponsored despite not having any sponsors. Believe me, if I had a company I'd put him on in a hurry.

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Nollie Smith by the smoothest kid in the contest.

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Even Frank's shop employee's rip.

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Fat came out and held it down.

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I told you Crazy Mike had a wild 2nd run planned...

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But first...Tyler was ripping.

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Holy crap Mike.

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Oreo got top 5. Congrats!

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12-15 Winna's.

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I think this dude git 3rd. Very well deserved.

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He did his own thing and it payed off.

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Then...Pat's first show ever! he killed it and I'm really hyped I was there to witness it.

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Everyone else enjoyed it too.

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Name coming soon. Proper kickflip.

Then, the sponsored guys!

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White Pat killed it.

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Holy crap, Little Chris isn't little anymore.

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Josh 540.

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Adam held it down.

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Tall Tee! Nollie Lip.

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Back 180.

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The city workers watched the contest all day.

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Crazy Mike, trying to light a cigarette with the sun and a magnifying glass. Pretty epic.

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Sponsored top 5.

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The Krux Kicklflip Challenge.


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Krux Kickflip Challenge top 3. The old man won! Congratulations Shawn!

After Party:

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Big Joe is ill.

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Bead Bros.

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Best Bar game ever.

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You know what this is.

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One of Alyssa's friends. Sorry I forgot your name.

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It was Pat's second show in one day!

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It was Focus MAgazine's Rise & Shine video premiere too. Such a sick video.

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Happy Birthday Alyssa!

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"Aye where y'all goin'?"

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Big Joe gone wild.

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This was at the end of the night where Tyler was explaining things he considered ridiculous to be arrested for. "Don't arrest me for drinkin' no beer in public or havin' a lil' bit a' weed."
"Or fishin'" Tall Tee threw in.
"Hell yeah!" Tyler continued. "Don't arrest me for nothin' like fishin' without no license. What if it ain't even my boat? What if my cousin gave it to me or somethin'? I don't know how to be registerin' no boat!" Then he said quite possibly the funniest thing I'd heard in 2008:
"Does it look like I know the law of fishin'?!"

That being said, this blog is over. Sorry it took so long to put up but I'd like to thank Frank and everyone at Gator Board Shop, the TPM, the Branca family, all the sponsors of the Wauchula contest, Focus Magazine, The Village Bar, all the Sebring heads I met over the weekend. See you guys again soon.